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These came by way of Brazil:
"Terrorists have kidnapped President Chirac. They're demanding 10 million
dollars, otherwise they will soak him with gasoline and set him on fire!"
The government is stalling so
the terrorists go directly to the people, soliciting donations on the
streets.
"Holy merde!" responds a man in the car.
"Yeah, I know!" the other man responds. "We're going from car to car,
collecting for him."
"How much are people donating, on average?"
"Oh... about five gallons."
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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the full length of the
train, searching for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was that next
to a middle aged, well dressed French woman and was being used by a
well-coiffed Poodle.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The
French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You
Americans, you are a very rude class of people. "Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, limping on his wounded leg, eager to find a place
to rest, but after walking the full length of the train found himself standing before the same lady with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady, May I sit there? I am exhausted."
The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "Your Americans are not
only rude but you are also arrogant and disrespectful."
With this the weary soldier very calmly reached down, picked up the dog and
briskly threw it out of the window of the moving train. He then sat down in
the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone
defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke in a very calm,
strong voice. "You know sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for
doing the wrong thing. You eat with the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong
side of the road, and now sir, you have thrown the wrong bitch out of the
window."
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